Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Okay. I've missed three months. Blasphemy, I know.

....my bad.

If it makes you feel any better I've been flustered w/ activity.
flustered good word.

Being the resident chicken critic I feel that you should know the the chicken selects from Mc Donalds suck.
They also swallow, spit, chew, an' regurgitate.
I never win anything from them and today I got three pieces from a five piece box.


The rest of the post will be filled w/ questions for you to ponder 'til my next post.


DOES ANYONE HAVE BOARDWALK?

Why are there brailes on the drive-up atm?

Does an elevator smell different to a vertically challenged person?

If 7 Eleven is supposed to be open 24hrs. a day, why are there locks on the door?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are you dating him?

Anybody wanna donate a brand new copy of GTA: San Andreas to me?

How 'bout the DVD boxed set of The Critic?

How is it possible that I've lost 20lbs. over the past few months and have my stomach grow bigger?

Probably twins huh?

Are you actually still reading?

Do the questions help with your personal edification?

You're probably just waiting for the random quote huh?

Why doesn't anyone want to hire me?

Did they stop producing my ghetto champagne Andre Mimosa?

Does "Vote or Die" sound stupid to anyone else or is that just me?

Why?

Do you know what happened a year ago from today?

If you prick us do we not bleed?

Anybody know how I can get a free Corgi?

Do you know where your kids are?

Heard any good jokes lately?

How's life?


The Random Quote:
"GDE!!!" - don't ask